You have read nearly everything there is to know about my career and I know what you are thinking.

This guy is GOOD!

You can find out more by contacting me and I will be happy to help in any way I can. Perhaps, one day,  you might even see your name and company here.

Everyone enjoyed your show, some even thought you were for real and actually complained about you . Well done!!

Several comments were made that you are a funny guy!!!

Barbara Shaw - Austar

Many thanks for your involvement in our conference. The feedback about your segment was fantastic. I thought the bit before lunch when you were having a drink and eating the food (as the comedy waiter) was great. Everyone was talking about it.

Paul Murphy - Australian Human Resources Inistute

I would just like to say a very big thank you for your contribution to our Directions conference. It was a very successful event and we have had some great feedback saying that the plenary sessions were the best out of any of our Directions conferences.

I hope we get the opportunity to work with you again.

Mike Burleigh, FOSS

Just wanted to write a quick note to let you know that you were the super star of the conference. It was the most entertaining lunch service that our delegates have had in the many years we have been hosting the conference and the follow on conference session was amazing. It was a perfect time slot for day two after lunch, as it got all of the delegates energised and laughing. I can honestly say that I have not laughed that much in ages. You definitely have a gift for entertainment and comedy.

Thanks for bringing lots of laughs to the conference!

Debbie Palmer - PPM Group

I must thank you for your MC work at the recent LPMA conference - you have a great sense of humour & are very welcoming person.

You greatly assisted me in my talk, from the start to help me with the attendees "to swap business cards " & make the pledge. But the most important thing you did for me was to "wave down" to reduce my speed & help me to slow my talking & speech down to relax. This I am very appreciative of - THANK YOU

I look forward to seeing you again in the future.

Andrew Reece - prorentals.com.au

Many thanks once again for your great work MCing our Forums.

Bob Walters - Bob Walters Team

Our delegates night was really enhanced by his waiter antics and later on, his stand up show. I received several comments from people who didn't know that I organised Steve, saying how much they enjoyed the night. Steve fitted in well and stayed around after his show to help with our auction to raise money for orphans in Bali.

One of the other members of our executive asked me about Steve's fees and when I told him said "he was worth every cent of that".

If anyone is thinking of booking Steve, tell them to ring me!!

David Frood, Australian Institute of Business Brokers

Thank you very much for your fine performance at our Training program last week.

Your performance as the trainee waiter certainly put some puzzled looks on some faces. Particularly Mark who was enthralled at your website knowledge, little did he know!!

Your comedic session was clean and enjoyable and got our conference off to a great start.

Ross Hancock - www.ribi.biz

We had a debrief with the team on Friday and they loved what you did...I had mentioned to them that you would be doing the trainee waiter thing but a lot of them forgot and didn't catch on for quite a while.

Thanks for a good night

Ian Cousins - General Sales Manager, Gold Coast radio

Dear Bartholomew Princeton Thames, I have had a huge number of mails and phone calls saying what a great night it was with 99.9% of people still believing you gave that Cambridge rowing eight just the slightest of nudges under the bridge.

You made the night!

Simon Newcombe - Centenary Rowing Club

Just a short note of thanks for your participation in our recent conference at Crowne Plaza Royal Pines Resort.

The Gala Dinner and Awards Presentation was a thoroughly enjoyable event, thanks in no small way to your clever mix of serious and humourous presentation, and very effective interaction with our presenter.

Thank you, again, for your contribution to a great night.

Rick Woodyatt - Building Designers Assoc of Qld & NT

We have had great feedback from staff on your performance. Thank you for making their day on Friday. [Read the script]

Suzette Powell - Griffith University Librarians

It was a pleasure & fun working with you! Many thanks for making it a great night. I'll certainly keep you in mind for further events Steve.

Jayne Kidd e-kiddna event management

Steve, I was a bit indifferent to implementing your ‘routine’ at our function.

The feedback has been enormous! All very positive.

Many thanks

Joe Haryluk

Thanks for a great show Steve! Everyone liked your show and antics!

Tim Hauser - Mipac

A big thank you for your excellent efforts at our event on the 1st October, 2006. It really made a difference and people are still talking about it.

Graham Howlett

Thank you very much for a terrific job on the day.

You were fantastic and I have already recommended you to a major client of mine who are in the process of planning their annual convention.

Suellen Greaves - Vero Insurance

Steve more than met my expectations. He was very well prepared and had most of the audience unaware that he was not a boxer.

Peter McCarthy - Council of Qld Insurance Brokers

Once again thank you for a fantastic performance on Friday night. Your performance contributed in making our evening a great success. Feedback from all the staff has been nothing but positive. Once again thank you, we are all still laughing at the antics.

Kelly Gardner - Mackay Bananas

Thank you so much for the addition to our night, 'you made the afternoon' and we and our guests had a blast

Keep up the great work. You go beyond legend!!!

Mike & Cherie's wedding

Steve was perfect for the ARLL Trade Show. We have had positive comments from the ARLL staff and senior management, not to mention Tom O'Toole raving about Steve.

Steve fit the group to perfection, and managed to keep the group entertained with humour and still accomplishing all that was asked from an MC perspective.

Pamela Davies - Event Production Management

Just a quick note to thank you for your efforts at our annual ball.

The jokes were funny, you MC'd the night perfectly (even thru the venues sound, mixer and microphone problems) and everyone enjoyed themselves thoroughly.

The guests also enjoyed the comedy waiter (or guerilla comedy as you term it) routine.

Steve Thomas - Hanson Construction Materials

You went down really well and most important of all - I thought you were funny.

Prof. Christopher Guilding - Griffith University

Just wanted to thank you sincerely for the day yesterday.

Your positive attitude throughout the whole day, not to mention the side splitting laughs was infectious to all around you.

Alison Ballard - Gold Coast City Council

This is to express my appreciation for the brilliant entertainment put on for our inaugural race day.

Honestly Steve, everyone thoroughly enjoyed your performance and it certainly added to the fun of the day.

Robyn Hoare, Life Education Queensland

The evening went very well and your performance was a great ice-breaker... Nice to work with you Steve and I look forward to doing so again in the future.

Tamara Morris - Gold Coast Marathon

Your hard work and dedication to getting the job done contributed greatly to the success of the day and made this event the most successful ever. In fact you we could not have done it without you. You were a wonderful MC and we really appreciate your efforts.

Dereka Ogden - Gecko

Steve Davis was an extremely funny man and his rendition of a 'wacky waiter' went over very well. He certainly fooled a few of the delegates.

His MC duties went very well and again his sense of humour and quick wit won him a few fans

Sharon Jebson - Battery World

On behalf of the Livingstone Shire Council and the Yeppoon Lions Club I would like to thank you for the wonderful contribution you made towards the making the Tsunami Variety Show a success.

Monies will be distributed to Care Australia.

Livingstone Shire Council

THANK YOU!!! Your presence really made the evening.

I know everyone had a fantastic time. We'll definitely be seeing you again in the future.

In the meantime I'll continue with my regular visits to your blog :-)

Megan Valentine - Principa

Thank you for your brilliant show on Thursday night.

I have received such positive feedback from everyone and I wish I was there to see it.

It has been a pleasure to deal with you and thank you for making my job so much easier.

Sandra Muller, NSW Minerals Council

Your hard work and dedication to getting the job done contributed greatly to the success of the day and helped make this event the most successful ever.

Dereka Ogden - GECKO

Steve was terrific.

His impersonation of a nutty American financial consultant coming to help us run our business was hilarious.
The way he moved from silly to serious and back again kept most people fooled for a some time. In particular, the way he mingled with the staff at the pre-dinner drinks really helped set the whole hoax up. He got them hook, line and sinker.

One staff member told me she hadn't laughed so much in one night for years!

John Debenham - Suncorp Bank

Feedback for the entire weekend has all been positive, especially on the Saturday night function. Everyone is saying that it was the best awards night we have held so far.

Steve Davis was hilarious, a hugely talented individual, exceptionally warm, friendly and professional!

Angela Conn - Catalyst Marketing for Mitusbishi Electric

It's a testament to your skill that John didn't work out you were a fraud. During your act Judy on our table said to Susan (John's wife) "he's a crook look his name is 'Randy Fulja'" and Susan refused to accept it.

Kelvin Cotter - Rotary District 9630 convention

Thanks again for the fantastic entertainment you provided. Lots of positive feedback

David McMillan - Capricorn Society

Friday night was just great - a blast and everyone had a great time - I hope you did too.

Neil Damerow - Workscan Recruitment

Sensational! I was very pleased with the night. Steve was just GREAT

Leagues Club Association of NSW

Thank you so much for everything; your dedication and hard work.

Tonia - Solterbeck Travel Incentives

Hi just got back from honeymoon - fantastic!! Talked to many people from the wedding who thought you were a bag of laughs!! So thanks for a great and memorable wedding. I would recommend you to any passerby!!!

Janet McKeering

A very witty man; not such a talented waiter!

Johanna Burns - Destination Events

Switched on, very professional.

Steve kept everyone guessing. Everyone was laughing at his antics so much they couldn't figure out if he was 'for real'.

Would definitely book Steve again should we have the opportunity.

Juila Wain, Ausco Building Systems

What a night! Loads of laughs, you really had some of them tricked from the beginning. Everything went to plan and everyone had a ball.

Maggie Klein, Compass Pools

I would like to personally thank you from the bottom of my heart. Your performance on Saturday night was outstanding. You made our show, we couldn't have wished for a better person for the night. I would not hesitate to recommend you to anyone in need of your services. You are a legend!

Rhonda - Tomfooligans

Great work Steve....lots of good feedback. In the nicest possible way.....you are a professional idiot.

Chris Vose - Dell Computers

Steve's performance in difficult circumstances, around a swimming pool, not even a stage, was great. A true professional!

Harvey Latner - Fuji/Xerox

Steve was excellent and lived up to the description of his talents.

Quite different to other comedians I have booked in the past and good value for money.

Phil Key - Wilson Pride Bayside Real Estate

Thank you for your fabulous entertainment for our conference on Monday night! Our delegates couldn't stop talking about you all evening and the next day! We were thrilled with your performance, actually I can't remember the last time I laughed so much!! The bumbling waiter gags leading up to dinner complimented your performance brilliantly. I will most definitely be contacting you again for future conferences.

Principa

It was a hugely successful night for our humble little club. If I had a choice I would have you MC all our major events. We received so much positive feedback about you, both on the night and in the days following. We can all bask in the glow of the success.

Gold Coast Yacht & Game Fishing Club

Thanks Steve! You certainly were a hit!

Gold Coast Business Awards Launch

Your performance on Saturday was sensational. Many people have commented to me "That guy was great". All the material was original and top class with good audience participation. The involvement during "drinks" and later on during dinner was terrific.

Mike Royal, Great Australian Pie Company

You were a great hit with the guys. Your act was the topic of conversation for most of the following week in the lunch room.

Julie Davies, Dept Main Roads

His performance was above expectations. He certainly is a crowd pleaser.

Chris Oxenford - Dairy Industry Association of Australia

Exceptional! many of our delegate were still unaware of the "true" Steve Davis until he commenced his actual routine.

I don't think many of us have laughed so much for a long time.

"One of a kind!"

Joanne Boik, Retirement Village Owners Association

Thought I'd drop you a note to say thanks for the great night on Tuesday.

Everything went absolutely fantastic and the feedback has been universally positive.

You turned what would have otherwise been just another corporate event to be endured into a fun and entertaining night.

Again, thank you for a great night and for your patience and advice during the lead-up.

There's nothing like a trained professional!

Jose Abad, Account Manager - Bayly Willey Holt

Just to send accumulated appreciation for the great evening you did for us at Sydney IVF in Killara, early December.

It was unexpected, good fun (GOOD fun), much appreciated and much admired.

Very best wishes

Rob Jansen, Sydney IVF

Steve was sensational. He provided hours of entertainment and was prepared to
give as much as he could to make the night a roaring success

David Lloyd - Nissan

Steve was fantastic. He really knows how to read a crowd and arrange his program to suit.

Jackie Dean - Hyper Technology

Thank you for performing at our recent business convention. The feedback from our zone manager was that your performance was a highlight in the afternoon.

Jenny Montagou, functions co-ordinator, Omegatrend

Your participation and the standard of entertainment you provided certainly enhanced the total experience which approximately 550 people thoroughly enjoyed.

John Braithwaite - Brisbane Boys College Foundation

...the audience was kept laughing until eyes watered and pains developed from an overdose of hilarity. Steve's humour was the best medicine most of us had experienced in years.

Toowoomba Local Medical Association Newsletter

...a perfect way to end a long and involved conference. Steve is an interesting character and I would thoroughly recommend him to anyone.

Patricia Borg - Mobil Oil Australia

He just blew them away. People were in stitches, tears and rolling on the floor in laughter. A total professional.

Greg Heard, Marketing Manager - Gestetner Australia

Wow, what can we say. Steve was a big hit. We had a sensational night and Steve really contributed to that.

Jo-Anne Allen - AAIBA Group

Steve was thoroughly entertaining and kept us all laughing. I would recommend him to anyone looking for a fun night and plenty of laughs.

Dene Elsegood - Praxa

Thanks for your help, Steve, in making our presentation a success.

Derek Scrawl - Crest Enterprises

Steve amazed all with his vitality and humour. He kept everyone guessing until the very end.

Dianne Giddins - Dupont Australia

Steve was fantastic again

Pat Cullins - Home Hardware

What can I say! You were terrific. Breaking the ice and no plates.

Lynette Forgan - Impact Australia

Steve was terrific. His efforts as 'the waiter' were positively fantastic.

Maruta Rodan - Institute of Chartered Accountants

The way in which you participated in the night certainly highlighted your overall professionalism and was indicative of your experience and wit.

Bernie Brookes - Merchandise Manager - Woolworths

Thanks for the fine job you did. It was exactly what we needed for a party.

Roger Broadley - Gympie Rotary

Thanks for helping make the night more successful than we had hoped for

R Green, Shell Company of Australia

Steve integrated well, offered constructive criticism while providing a good comedic background for our four dealer conferences.

Murray McLachlan, Panasonic Australia

I had the pleasure of seeing you perform in Newcastle two days ago and I was more than impressed, it was the funniest show I have seen.

Hans Endrulat - CEO Central Coast Tourism Inc.

I was at the Western Computer Christmas party function last Friday and was really impressed.

Eric Harrison - IT Services Coordinator, Q-FLEET

Thanks for a great show. The feed back has been all positive. A lot of our customers had red faces when they realized that you were not a waiter after you got up on the stage. A happy customer is a lot easier to keep.

PeterNeale - Western Computer

Thank you for visiting our classroom. We loved your humorous tricks, especially the rock and the balloons.

Stephanie Smith, Year 4a, Broadbeach State School

Very Entertaining.  Excellent value with the Comedy Waiter routine spread over the whole evening.

Foxboro Intelligent Automation Series

A great night was had by all.  Thank you Steve, you kept the night bubbling along as you said you would.

Karen and Terry

The circumstances we placed you in were not easy and the limited time frame we gave you, along with the conditions under which the presentation was made were some of the most challenging you are probably likely to encounter.
You had the audience in the palm of your hand throughout your performance and we heard nothing but praise for the way in which the entire hour was handled.  In short, informative, professional and absolute comic genius

John Stanton, Trade Marketing Manager, National Fooods

Steve Davis was totally appropriate for our audience and contributed to the success of our annual dinner

Kay Finch, Residential Window Association Inc.

Thanks for your great contribution last night.
Those that have made it to work this morning have told me they had a fabulous night, and those that haven't shown up must have had a better one.  Your performance made it much more memorable.

John Laidlaw - Hanimex New Zealand

'Unbelievable!' 'Fantastic!' '...the best conference I've been to in 20 years'.
Our conference was by any measurement a great success, and in no small way was this due to your performance at our awards dinner.
Sponsors and delegates do not part with money easily these days and I'm sure they have all left feeling they received an enormous value.

Geoff Rimmer, General Manager - NOW Financial Services

Our conference on the Gold Coast was a huge success, due to the fact that we had Steve Davis performing at our main dinner.

Steve certainly turned a few heads and got everybody talking. However the best part of the whole evening was when one of our State Managers actually complained to the Assistant Manager of the Parkroyal, as he believed Steve was embarrassing our General Manager (who booked Steve for the function).

Everybody was kept entertained throughout the whole evening and Steve's routine at the end had everyone in fits of laughter.

Leslie Peschek - Marketing Assistant, Century Yuasa