When an organisation or conference is holding a function, I infiltrate the catering staff as The World's Wackiest Waiter and have the guests laughing at my antics and wondering about "the help".  I actually serve the food and drinks in my own special style and without spilling or breaking anything.  Of course there are always foul-ups in the kitchen, delays at the bar, wisecracks and mayhem; you name it and it happens.

Being "on work experience from the CES" is no excuse, so after dinner I am publicly fired for causing trouble.  I "apologise" to the group by performing my comedy show which includes a bunch of jokes, some juggling, a few jokes, maybe some funny videos, more jokes, a bit of magic, a joke or two, a really stupid ballon animal and a joke.

I also specialise in creating and presenting distinctive, one-off scripts for corporate clients where I pretend to be a specialist in the industry in question.  I am then introduced as a key-note speaker and my speech starts out being quite credible since using the net and other sources, I have done extensive research into the topic I am discussing.  However, before long, I start contradicting myself, going off topic and becoming more and more farcical until it becomes clear (to almost everyone) that I am, in fact, an a complete fraud.  I conclude my presentation by moving into my comedy cabaret show, which now has jokes.

Sometimes a conference needs something to give the delegates a quick lift. I excel at what I call "guerilla comedy" - hit and run laughs, if you like. Picture sitting in a sales conference, the mood gets more sombre as figures, projections, and quotas are covered. Suddenly, at a given cue from the speaker, there is a commotion at the back or an interruption of some sort. Maybe a short bloke lumbering a suitcase stumbles into the room purporting to be "checking it out" for another function; perhaps he interjects from the back on a point the speaker has made; maybe he just hijacks the stage, unannounced. It's STEVE DAVIS again, arriving, entertaining and disappearing, leaving delegates awake, alert and refreshed because I include some jokes.

Do you need someone to M.C. an event? I am a Master of Ceremonies in the truest sense of the word. The ultimate test of an M.C. is when something goes horribly wrong. I am versatile and quick-witted enough to keep the audience interested and the show moving at the best and worst of times at which time I tell a joke.

Now you know almost all of it, if what you are thinking of is not detailed here, contact me and we'll create it, I might even throw in a joke.