steve
davis

australian comedian


hahaha.com.au

 

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Let the world know about your important life events by posting a free announcement at Dear Family And Friends

You really do have to wonder about a) the intelligence of spammers and b) the intelligence of anyone who got caught by this one.

I often point out that our planet is a fairly insignificant (except to us) speck in a rather large universe.

How large?

This will only appeal to backgammon players, but you might get the idea even if you aren't.

Playing a 3 point match online against an anonymous player.  I win the first game.

Second game I get 3 or 4 pieces off, get forced into an error, get hit and am behind a 6 point prime.  I offer to resign, since I already have a piece off there is no gammon.  Opponent refuses.  There is no communication in this game so I can't say "give it up" or anything.  I just keep offering to resign each move, opponent keeps refusing.

Then there is finally an opening on the 6 point and you can guess what I rolled.  6-6, rip around the board and suddenly I am in front!

Opponent exits game.  Like, not even resigns or anything, just spits dummy and quits out of game. I laugh hard.

Backgammon is never over until it is over.

unAustralians may not be aware that Australia has a new "leader" of its opposition party  parties, a bloke named Tony Abbott.

I cant be bothered going into the details of who he is, his background nor why he is leading us into the past. 

The "common Australian" was once described as Howard's Battlers ireferring to our former Prime Minister John Howard.

Tony Abbott while trying to embrace  the past and the future at the same time has renamed this mob Abbotts Army...but they forgot to register www.AbbottsArmy.com.au.

I didn't...recruitment for Abbotts Army is now open.

That should get it into the search engines.

I am a half decent web developer but I wish I was a graphic designer.

I built a website for my sister and now I want search engines to find out about Gold Coast Cakes.