Steve's hints for a life


fruit does not toast

Toasted muesli is great in winter. A kilo of rolled oats, a handful each of sunflower seeds, sesame seeds, shredded coconut, sultanas and chopped dried apricots. Be creative. Mix everything except the fruit.

Melt 4 tablespoons of honey into a cup of hot oil and stir through the dry ingredients then pop into into a moderate oven in a baking dish mixing it all up every 15 minutes or when it is brown on top.

But don't mix the fruit in before you toast it or you will end up with black charcoal-like thingies that don't resemble fruit at all.


avoid exploding eggplants

When making babaganouj you need to roast an eggplant until it collapses. Please be sure to put at least one hole in the eggplant before you do or it will literally explode in the oven making an awful mess.

Once you have succeeded, scrape out all the flesh and mash it. Then add a couple of tablespoons of tahini, a crushed clove of garlic, the juice of half a lemon and some olive oil. Stir it all up and then use as a dip with lebanese bread.


how to open a tight jar
If the screw-on lid of a jar is too tight to undo, give the edge of the lid a reasonably sharp tap on the edge of a table with a 1/4 turn between each tap.

don't smoke
Unfortunately my father did smoke for about 30 years. Now he has lung cancer. Is that what you want?

get shiny windows with newspaper
If you are cleaning windows, one of the best ways to do it is with a ball of newspaper. If you must, spray some glass cleaner first, but a little soap in some water works too. Then wipe it dry with newspaper.

don't eat animals
Would you eat a dog? How about a cat? So why do you eat cows, sheep, chickens and other animals? What's the difference?

when playing backgammon, never double out of fear
Double from strength, not fear.

it's easier to reverse in the dark
When you are reversing your car at night, try turning your headlights off, it is much easier to see.

try to work it out yourself first
Before you ask for help, do your best to help yourself and show the person you are asking that you have done that.

use recycled plastic bags
I hate using plastic bags when shopping but sometimes I forget to take our bag collection. Almost every supermarket has a bin full of bags that people bring in to be recycled. Grab some from there.

concrete burns skin
When concreting, protect your skin. Lime burns delicate human flesh...badly. I found this out the hard way.

resist business fluff
Next time you see a business slogan like "we care for you" or "you matter" or any similar crap, keep in mind that apart from a few exceptional circumstances, all corporations care about is delivering a profit to their shareholders.

use almonds for pesto
Traditional pesto recipes call for pine nuts. Instead finely chop almonds, dry roast them in a frying pan until they smell wonderful and add them to your pesto.

use humour always
Life is too short to be serious. I have yet to see how seriousness is uplifting. On the other hand humour can do wonders.

never be frightened of "them"
How often have you been told that you can't do something because "they" say you can't. So, just who are "they"?

learn how to troubleshoot
Troubleshooting a problem is the best way to get to the bottom of what is wrong. Consider the flow of actions, start from the problem end and work towards the other. Somewhere the flow will break down.

think critically
Don't accept anything on face value. Think about it, particularly if you plan on sharing the information or you may end up looking foolish. This particularly applies to emails with any sort of warning.